THIS BLOG IS SO HOT IT'S JACUZZI:

The name is Sam! Enjoy your visit, stay as long as you like. If you need anything; a drink, something to nibble on, a prostitute, feel free to ask. I'll just be in my room with my pants off watching Sherlock and Collegehumor.
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It’s only two weeks into the new semester and Charlie has slept over so many times
I’m sorry roommate
I am indeed the worst

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picklesandwine:

This cast is so good at squooshing together onto little couches

picklesandwine:

This cast is so good at squooshing together onto little couches

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Where have you been?!

Anonymous

Dead, I think. Or my tumblr app stopped working and I was busy over break.

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unforgettabledetritus:

It is 16°F so Whole Foods put their frozen pizza display outside.

unforgettabledetritus:

It is 16°F so Whole Foods put their frozen pizza display outside.

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Sasheer Zamata’s first episode of Saturday Night Live

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salsamyface:

Mulaney | Mo’laney Mo’ Problems

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Jessica Lange photographed by Douglas Kirkland, 1976.

Jessica Lange photographed by Douglas Kirkland, 1976.

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tessarion:

Saperstein family + singing | Audio companion (x)

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